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There were 4 people trying to get into heaven. St Peter was at
the gate and asked them how they died, to find out if they should be
let in.
The first man said " I came home from work early, because I
suspected my wife was cheating on me. She was alone, but when I went
out onto the balcony, there was a naked man hanging on the edge. I
went crazy, I started hitting his hands, but he still held on. So I
got out the sledgehammer and kept hitting until he fell off. Luckily
for him he landed in a bush, so I threw a fridge on top of him. That
killed him, I shot my wife but I couldn't live with the guilt so I
shot myself".
The second man said "Well, I was practicing Zen, naked on my balcony
when I fell off. Luckily I managed to hold on to the next balcony,
but then a crazy man came out and started hitting my hands. I held
on until he got out the sledgehammer. Luckily I fell in a bush and
survived. Unluckily, a random fridge fell on top of me and that
killed me".
The third person was a woman. She said "My husband came home and
accused me of cheating, he went crazy, killed an innocent man and
then shot me. He then realised that guy was innocent so he shot
himself".
The 4th person said "Well I was hiding in this fridge..."
Joke sent in by Alex
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