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Best excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

"Wow! Guess I must have left the top off the tippex!

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"

"I was doing the "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar my manager made me attend

One possible solution - a coffee fix!

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

"Blast! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken...."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"That cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
 

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